I knew it was going to be awful too. I kept wondering why the fuck I had bought it. The carrot one, or Simon as we shall know it was a genuine treat of a surprise!!
It was fitting for the edit to go in the first one due to its awfulness. However it cheered me up after the mankiness of the beer so hurrah!
didn't look like a beer didn't seem to taste like a beer. We need a law behind segregation of alco-shites finding their way into beer country.
Aye something like what they have with cornish pasties where you cant actually call something something if it isnt something?!
I think I just tied myself in a knot typing that