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You think you were poor? If I didn't wake up with a hard-on on Christmas morning then I'd have nothing to play with..

Hahaha, I ain't hard that one before! We were dirt poor, we lived of thievery and cunning!

Meanwhile I was at KFC licking other people's fingers for dinner..

At least it was only fingers... 😜

Don't ask, Don't tell..

Exactly!