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As little as I post, maybe too much. I must get busy!! Oh wait, the lawn is long again. But luckily it is spitting rain and snow today.
I highly recommend a lawn tractor, even if you must back up 6 times to turn around before the large bushes in back. You'll look SO cool to the neighbors.

Hahahah, I wish my lawn was big enough to merit anything remotely like that. The back one could almost do with one but falls short!

But if the lawn "falls short", why would you ever even NEED a mower?