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Can you imagine him standing there screaming purple faced to the hobo guy "Is that all you got? You got nothing". I have a funny feeling you would be chopping off hands left right and center afterwards.

Maybe he was practicisg for a future hobo slaying career. I hope not. I don't fancyvisiting prison much.

Or them visiting me, the axeman in prison!

I totally agree with you on both points, best to make sure that you keep that ice cream treat after shopping as a nice reminder to not have fist fights with egg trays while out shopping.

Indeed, I like to have something dangling over them to ensure future obedience 😀😀

I hope you'll be dangling ice creams - carrots generally don't work as well with kids as they do with donkey and horses 😁