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Patience, BRO-sshopper. Once our portfolio moons, by George, we'll be missing going to work what with all the holidays we would be getting ourselves into. No, wait, scratch that. Work? What work??

By golly I hope so!

A part of me thinks we missed the big moon but you never know. Optimism reigns supreme!!

How could we miss the moon?? It's that big hulking thing right there! I'm sure we'll know when we moon... or when we're freefalling back down to the gaping chasm that envelops the darkest recesses of humanity's souls. But you know, whatever.

Whatever is whatevamoon

May the moon be with us!!

And always with us. Let its effervescent glow illuminate our path.