Oh god you have found me out. I have always been repulsed by you non-breathers. I pretended of course to fit in that it was cool talking to you and sometimes even tolerating being in the same room. But the lack of lung movement. Yeek.
You folk give me the BOAK!!
Ugh! This is coming from a breather! You guys suck all the oxygen in the planet, no wonder we're heading towards Global Warming. I blame the melting of the ice caps on you lot. Think of all those polar bears floating to nowhere. For shame!
At least we use what's there!! You lot just mooch about in darkened bars letting all that oxygen build up until the place is ready to explode into flame!!
Bet you don't have no house plants do ya!! Riddle me that breathless!!!
Isn't that what a bar is supposed to do?? We're only speeding up the inevitable. Those places are a powderkeg, and we're just igniting it quicker!
You know what, as a matter of fact, we do have house plants! Since you breathers spew so much CO2, might as well help reduce the pollution. Say hello to my little friend!
Aaargh!! Only a non breather could share space with such a monstrosity!!
Well know this breathless!! I am amassing a horde of like minded brothers and we are going to see you out in your dark places. We will seek you out and make you breathe or die!!
No matter how much you hunt me, even to the ends of our flat earth, I will never breathe even a single sip of air! Mark my words!!
Mark, my words.. Oh, right. Thank you, Mark.
Even if you choke me I shall not gasp for air! Even in the vacuum of space I shall not explode because I need to breathe. We are endless. We are beginningless.
WE shall hunt you. When we find you we will not waste time trying to insert air into your mouths.
We will throw you into the sun! Where you will not be able to help but gasp as the heat scorches the lack from those empty sacks you call lungs!!
When you draw a breath it will be a final and fiery one!!
No, sir, I shan't take a single whiff of air. Not even the threat of a fiery death would urge me to do so. You scoundrels would die of lack of air before we reach the sun. Even if our laughter wouldn't be heard in the cold lifeless space, we shall be doing so heartily at the sight of your foiled attempt.
Breathers belong on Earth, while we, the superior race, own the entire universe!!