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then they get divorced, guess where they are going, tail between the legs, back to Mom and Dad to heal the hurt, then onto the next pairing.
what a pleasant life to look forward to. and you only have two yet, keep going, my wife is the eldest of 10.

Oh wow, ten. That is a fair pile. Must make gatherings quite the event.

They all lasted 54 years before the first one fell off the perch, now the remaining 8 spend periods of ' not talking' to certain others, just like kindergarten.
Treat them right and they will always call your place home.

I intend to do that!

Just as you get the place to yourself again and boom!!