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Farewell, poor mortal, your fate was decided the moment you opened your mouth.
However, in the land of foolish fathers, you can still do your beer testing, working your self to death, and, if you have been really good, you are allowed to do the dishes.

So many positives to that life. I think I will accept!!

Good lad, keep going and the boss will consider you "house broken" in 50 or so years.