If it is burning your eyes it will msot definitely be spicy but perhaps not good spicy but that kind of arse spicy that you do not want on your face.
What to do? Quick, smear beef paste over your face and find a dog!
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I found a dog but now some lady is banging on my door and calling me a kidnapper! Quick! What do I do now! What's the next step! The dog didn't come with directions!
This bit is easy - throw the dead dog out of the window and shout to the lady that you don't have her damned dog!