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There's nothing quite like a good secret being shoved up someone's ass.

It's the best place to keep them, well. At least that's what I read in a very secret book about secrets

If I was selling toilet paper, I think I'd name my brand, Secrets.

I have pitched similar to a feminine hygiene company in Britain. They haven't answered...?

It's hard to find words when presented with such great ideas.