Nonames!!! And in fact that is what I nearly titled my post as. I then thought it was skating on the edge of name stealing so I didn't because I'm pure weird like that but I did think of ya and checked out your profile and saw you had returned a tad!
So I confess. I took em. I took em all!!!
I become consumed by the forest for months at a time, and it's all because of people like you, making rescue impossible, since they're all out there with their flashlights, but no name to call.
Finally I'm located and they ask, "Are you Lost?"
No. Never met the guy.
Never met him either, I have heard lots looking for him. But never to be found.
Makes it awkward in Starbucks I must admit. When they serve the coffees no one knows who they are for. Sad times. But if I didn't take all the names someone else would have
FOMO will do that to a guy...
You're forgiven.
Then I can return to my people.
Live long and prosper, son.