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Every scientist I talk to says Uranus smells like ammonia.

I think they mean anosmia. They never quite get it right these boffins

Hey. Did you know if you were from Boston, and had too much to drink, there's a strong chance someone might say to you, "Hey! Quit boffin on my shoes!"

Really? I fucking love Bostonians. Its said that they invented the spleen. I think we should all take a moment to wonder at their boundless imaginations!