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Well, next time you saunter over to your wife all bulging of the...whatever, you can whip out your Arnold and ask her if she would like to join your 'program'....(flip flip) ....Don't know how far that will get you though lol

You know that sounds exactly like something I would do. And as expected the results are usually in the negative 🤣🤣

Yes but you would have the satisfaction of having tried lol

Good loves a tryer as they say. Wait, is it a tryer? A trier? Damn, I think I might be pished, I have forgotten how to spell!

Eye undrestoot ewe prefectly...must be catching 😆

Heh heh, splendid!!