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So no real damage done then? Got away lucky, usually those Chelsea tractors make a really mess of the back of yer motor.

It was so slight a tap I barely knew I had been hit!

You shoulda clutched your neck and screamed WHIPLASH!!

I think that's what the payoff was for lol!!!

Naw she was just paying off a commoner, on your way prole and don't bother my bumper again.