In Soviet Nigeria Bail Pays You!! (A small $1,500 upfront fee to.show trust and so you can have your fixers arrange for your 100k bail to be tidyly delivered to the court, very trust, real thing!)
Seriosly though, this is a nigerian article.. I must know; did we ship the soveign citizens over there or did you lure them all rofl.
I dunno either. Lol