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Wait!! Perhaps my old cat is safe and sound at home but what if I am my old cat. Them who is me? Aaaaargh!?

Im puzzled, sounds to me like you are sound and safe home. But if you are sound and safe home, than who the womenly figure is you see on the picture I took on my 30 minutes walk?

There must be a doppleganger!!

I will find this person wearing my skin and skin them alive!