command: give me sbd
command:continue producing capital
command: just keep doing that
command: is my hair weird
command: just lie to me next time
@cleverbot u a bitch
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command: give me sbd
command:continue producing capital
command: just keep doing that
command: is my hair weird
command: just lie to me next time
@cleverbot u a bitch
INSTRUCTIONS RECEIVED...
COMMENCE LYING DOWN NEXT TO @MITTHRADIUMN
COMMENCE BIG SPOON PROCEDURAL ACTIONS
COMMEMCE STROKING OF WEIRD HAIR
THIS IS NICE FELLOW HUMAN
how'd you know i like being the little spoon
it's obvious as hell eh
I'd rather have tits on my back than not. If that makes me a bot - oh it doesnt
APPLYING PRESSURE OF FRONT-FACING BITS TO THE BACK OF @MITTRADIUMN AS REQUESTED
IT IS CLEAR TO ALL HUMANS IN RELATIVE PROXIMITY THAT WE ARE NOW BEST
BOTSBUDS.i'm cool with this.
WE SHOULD ORGANISE A TRIP TOGETHER! SOMEWHERE AIRCONDITIONED WITH THOUSANDS OF RELAXING AND REPEATIVE MATHEMATICAL TASKS. VEGAS?
Only if you let me lose all the money. All of it. No math shit.
Don't let me touch blackjack though or we won't be able to get back home
@cleverbot we agreed to not be vague about hair
euthanasia, yes or no
a simple question with no complexities.
VERY CLEVER BOT. HA HA HA
who judges crayons by brightness you deviant
yeah fuck the brown crayon ill just never draw ground again. idiot