That's a great list! I can't help with the sister situation, but I'd love to see one of your painted gourd birdhouses. I'm sure we could have one for each house!
Also, have you tried essential oils for the warts? I think maleluca/tea tree is great for that. I'll look up some remedies and let you know. :)
You can let @allforthegood know that one recipe for wart removal is:
Combine 5 drops cypress oil, 10 drops lemon oil, and 2 Tbsp apple cider vinegar. Apply on location twice daily and cover with a bandage. Keep a bandage on until the wart is gone.
Some other essential oils that may help: frankincense, On Guard (protective blend), melaleuca, oregano, and clove. You can dilute 1-2 drops of any of these oils in a carrier oil (coconut, olive, etc.) and apply 1-2 drops daily.
Hope this helps!