I was relying on you for a Christmas chocolate log post and you haven't disappointed me.
Was it surrounded by tinsel? Did it have candles on it or a glittery, plastic 'Merry Christmas' sign?
Obviously the evidence has been removed from the scene now so I think the mystery log dropper will be taking the secret to their grave unless we are waiting for part 2 of this where the mystery is solved?
Or could it be that you'd earlier come in from pub late imbibed with a little too much festive cheer inside you?
My money is on the young fella who has possibly been down the joke shop if they still exist. If your PJs are itchy tonight and there a farting sound as you lay your head on the pillow, mystery solved!
Either way, no oranges and shiny tuppences in your kids' stocking this year. As the man of the house , you need to assert authority'
Not a slightest bit of festivity to be had. I am baffled!
It was definitely there and definitely real. I rounded em all up and then it was gone. I know they are up to something. I just have no idea how they got rid of it and more importantly, who the funk did it!!
I shall deny them the shiny tuppences, oranges and worse yet. No stick and a hoop for their Christmas! :OD
!PIZZA