oiling my decking
You sooooo need to use that as a metaphor in your next post lol!!
I have a cunning plan, I'll send him some Thai swear words to teach him to even the game up! The words 'banana' and cock are merely a tone apart in Thai. Gluay...flat tone =banana. Gluay...rising tone at the end = cock....or it could be the other way around....hence another reason I never use this damned language in public. Causes far too many problems!
Hahaha, totally!! You don't want to get caught asking for a banana with a raised inflection at the end!! Lol!!!
That's a fine idea for a metaphor. I think I shall!!