They sell 1m sq of land along with a title of Lord on Facebook, why not a bottle of air. Make it a bit fancy and Mexicanesque by including one of your wee biting gnats in each bottle.
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Lord Boom....is the Hive account name available?
Haha, now that is a selling point. If only you could bloody see midges and not just get a hint of a flying dot then an itchy spot! Highland Air, with guaranteed midges!
Lord Boom. Lol! It isn't available now ;O)