That's your Christmas present sorted out...
https://www.halfords.com/tools/garage-equipment/breakdown-essentials/holts-tyreweld-500ml-122260.html
Duct tape.....I bet they're having a right old laff down the AA...
At least the weekend can't get much worse ;-)
Hehe, thats what I had before but I used it on the bike when I got a puncture and never bothered replacing it! I need to get some.
I bet the guy had a right laugh. I totally froze when he said it as if it might have been a possibility!