The older you get, the more shit like this winds you up. Anything lumps and bumps that we discover that don't ooze brightly coloured gloop out when squeezed with all our might have us wondering if our loved ones will be appearing on some advert on 'Dave', angry we didn't sign up for some dodgy pre-paid funeral plan sooner!
Well. Nothing else for it but back to work and carry on...
I signed up and never got my carriage clock!! 😀
It is weird as to how when yo get on a bit you start to get the doom feeling whenever something is up and you think, oh fuck, this is it!
Googling doesn't help. Its always the final thing on the list...
"Your symptoms could be due to a sprained finger, a minor infection, irritation from washing up....or it could be cancer"!! Arghhhhh