I'm almost 30 years old, but my beard does not grow evenly, I have a bald spot in the middle of the cheekbones. I tried shaving this place more often to promote the growth of men's wool and stimulated it by other illegal means... doesn't work. Besides, I do have a cat, so
It looks like a cat has farted on your face.
-is the motto of my defective beard
Lol, I think we are similar. Beard just does not grow. My stubble comes in patchy and oddly coloured. I look a stramash, I am glad to be rid of it!