I know quite well this "tanning" expression, since I heard threats of such at times while growing up. I won't say anything about soap though.
Think of your butt in lacey shredded ribbons at a not opportune moment, so to speak. 🤪
I would probably happily watch such walking all day long :OD
Make sure you have the ability to take on these women, most of them get quite physical, or at least push it in that direction but not the fun kind of pushing. I recall one at the office hunting me down in my (thankfully spacious) coffin cubicle to incite a whole scene. All I could think of were the nails on both hands and feet.
That sounds almost like an anime/managa scene although the nails would start growing and then the savaging would start!
lol @buttshredding! What a username that would be. She is quite the force of nature. I have seen her metaphorically flatten many. They really do live in fear of her. That why I try to show none. Like I am facing down a mad dog or cutting the claws oof a cat!
That's it, you've done it absolute justice in that description. LOL
LOLOL @butshredding, just gave me an idea for an audio, thanks.
Yup, I know that kind of woman, have encountered similar. Far more complexity and never show fear, don't even have fear, they can smell it. Worse than a mad dog or cutting the claws off a cat (a doable thing if you have patience to work that dynamic out and the cat is not crazy).
I have encountered a few in my working life. Another also in my current place and a maniac in my old place before that. She was literally like a glamorous attack dog. I wonder and not to sound sexist if it is largely a female ability? The handsome dudes I have met in various situations have all been doofuses in the main :OD
I used to cut my cats claws. One was docile and the other was hellspawn. I once almost had to go to the doctor with a scratch that went al the way down my arm from wrist to elbow!
LOL, you're surrounded. You, sexist? Neva! I'm not sure if I'd describe it as a female ability, since I've seen some men like that. Women though, are wired differently than men, plus environmental influences and then it goes down to the individual. Quite frankly, you might be surprised to see what's under the facade of this type of woman. It's what is unspoken and hidden that counts.
That sounds about right on the mark with regard to cats, lol. That's one brutal scratch! Did you scream?
I dont think I would be surprised. I think it would be like one of those horror films,, was it Blade 2 that had the vampires whos whole face opened like some kind of nightmare lilly?
I screamed like nobodies business, I yelled and I clutched at my arm and made htssss htssss noises for ages :OD
Probably you wouldn't, which is why I said "may".....LOL, what an image that is. Thankfully, I don't believe in vampires and the like, they are erased out of my world in that regard. I do believe dragons exist though, having seen and touched one in person years ago. Terrifying creatures.
😂 sounds like your cat infected you temporarily with catitude personality, like some sort body snatcher thingy. Now, it would be worth the experience if you gained the ability to grow claws, which would come in handy for fending off extenda-nails.
I like the sound of the dragon tale. You should post about it and if it is too personal, pretend it is a fictional tale. Then we will all know but not know, plausible deniability and all that!