They neva do, even when vigorously pointed in that direction, which is about the time I go invisible, LOL
Daftie, I like that even more. I used to hear "daft" often enough where I grew up, but not where I live now. Usually it is despairing, yes.
What kind of work do you do? I think I smell orifice (office) work.
It is indeed orifice work. I work in IT, Software Testing. A bland and boring job especially as I am now no longer a grunt and have to constantly navigate the muddy waters of office politics shenanigans and battle verbally with people whos vanity dwarves the office we work in!
Orifice torture...and IT, testing, oh what fun the politics of it all, such joys and thrills (not really, getting bad flashbacks of another orifice). You need a broadsword, or maybe just bring a giant bullfrog in, say it's your pet. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Bullfrogs now live in my mind.