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Was it off of a short pier?

No, I just wanted to write a sentence; a sentence broken up into seven portions, all split by a comma, or something, because I thought it was cool, okay?

Oh, I think, I get it, but maybe, I do not, because I'm, kind of dumb.

No see, you can't just, put a comma, wherever, unless you're that kid, from that old show, Malcolm in the Middle.

Aww, man! I can't do, anything, right?