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you need Harolds Purple Crayon for the doors to work.

I will notice, when you say things like your posts are so long when really you just make the font bigger and put in lots of spaces and stick in strange photos. I vote for moar photos and moar words and maybe something alien. maybe show us the inside of your box and put a hole in it and draw a picture of the outside world by moonlight.

I ate the only purple crayon I had. Tasted nothing like grape.

The inside of my box is my private place. Nobody gets to see that.

but it sounds so... interesting.