I just can't stop wondering what sort of creature was using those bricks to retrieve the clam meat. Are there any wild people living around there? Strange sea apes? Seasquatch?
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I just can't stop wondering what sort of creature was using those bricks to retrieve the clam meat. Are there any wild people living around there? Strange sea apes? Seasquatch?
I imagine the skunk-ape is lurking at any given moment and may be the culprit. Or - and this is a radical new theory in the marine biologist circles - the clams have learned how to use the bricks themselves to commit clam suicide.
We just can't be sure which one it is at this point.
I had my suspicions about the skunk-ape, but I didn't see any tracks, and those clams look fresh. You should have called the CSI (Clam Scene Investigators). They usually know how to handle this sort of thing. Clamicide is no laughing matter. I'm sure once the world sees this, the right people will contact you. Until then, stay safe.