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Well, don't be shy, I'll promote you in the comments too!

These days many of my voters and commenters show up hours after I post- I'm happy to direct them to your awesome entertainment ;)

I boosted you to the top here, and I left my famous "How to fuck: Fucking lessons for beginners" joke on your blog. Hope you don't mind! LOL!

If you can't handle a cuss word, how can you claim to be mature enough to vote?

Oh come on. Everyone knows the people who cuss can't even figure out how to wipe their own ass because they're so stupid.