Well, there's no point in trying to say these things like a robot. Nobody seems to listen or care if you do. I've always preferred the type of reader it takes to be able to comprehend this style of writing. They usually have a good head on their shoulders. It's easier to make a point when you don't have to spend time drawing someone diagrams and a map that shows how to find the treasure.
These crackheads and the dope dealers though... history already proved me right. What more can I really say...
I am completely with you, when I see the diagrams I run for the hills lol