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I will have to agree with every single word that you used for this response and disagree with the words you didn't actually use, which basically means I agree with both what you did and did not say by agreeing with what you said and disagreeing with what you never agreed to say. Hits blunt

Without using the words I've replaced with these words, I'd just like you to know about the words I'm using now instead of the words I'm not using because these words say what I would have said if I was using the other words.