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Fuckity!! Alright, you have me at eleven. What more could you want... My shoes?

11k, THREE shoes, and a donkey.

Take the damn donkeys! Take them. I am done with being a donkey man

12000!

12k, THREE shoes, all of the donkeys, some bacon, bread, tomatoes, lettuce. Your watch, cell phone device, credit cards, jacket, socks, the car...and I'd now like to live in your basement, yes? This is a deal?

Fine. Only if I can live in your house and wear your things with my last donkey