No. Luckily the only serious issue I ran into was when I went to the hospital and they demanded I stop touching myself so I said, "I can't." Then they're all like, "Sir. If you don't stop, the police will be called." So I yelled, "I can't!" and that's when I got tackled and dragged to the cells to "sober up" but I wasn't even drunk. All those guys were looking at me and there I am with my hand glued to my cock, staring at them. Had to fend them off one handed, doing all these fancy spin moves and shit. Fucking long day man.
At least it was for and not some group psychosis that had everyone you came in contact with feeling the same. That might have sent the cops offer the edge!
Hopefully you werent superglueing super hot chillies! Double whammy!
No. Luckily the only serious issue I ran into was when I went to the hospital and they demanded I stop touching myself so I said, "I can't." Then they're all like, "Sir. If you don't stop, the police will be called." So I yelled, "I can't!" and that's when I got tackled and dragged to the cells to "sober up" but I wasn't even drunk. All those guys were looking at me and there I am with my hand glued to my cock, staring at them. Had to fend them off one handed, doing all these fancy spin moves and shit. Fucking long day man.
One handed ninjitsu!!
At least it was for and not some group psychosis that had everyone you came in contact with feeling the same. That might have sent the cops offer the edge!
"Hands in the air!"
Sometimes I read my replies and realise that autocorrect has ruined me.
I fucking hate it when cops offer the edge.
Me too, it's hard enough to get going let alone be choked off at the point of no return