Close. It's like a mini beaver, or a huge rat with swimming feet and a rat tail. Lives in wetlands and builds dome houses out of reeds.
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Close. It's like a mini beaver, or a huge rat with swimming feet and a rat tail. Lives in wetlands and builds dome houses out of reeds.
That sounds quite cool!! Apart from the rat tail. Although, I used to keep pet rats so it wouldn't bother me too much!
When they're on the surface swimming, that tail makes it look like a snake is following them. Moves side to side and makes the water look trippy. Maybe they evolved from a situation involving a snake not able to fit a rat in its mouth, but I don't know because I wasn't there.
Weren't you there though? See, Jack Mcbaniman tells a different tale
He always does that. So much for trade secrets. I invented the damn thing but didn't want to take credit and feel uneasy every time I try to explain my occupation to people.
It would be a hard one to break the ice with at parties.
Done people can't hold their water, Jack has always been tied worst
Did you know an elk is just a mobile coat rack? Engineered to be fast in case you forget your coat? Couldn't teach the damn thing to come. Just kept stealing coats. That was a costly one. And the dogs just run in circles trying to catch the bone.
I did know that but only because I bought one from IKEA. Never again. It was a total pain in the arse to glue to the wall, kept kicking and making this awful groaning mooing noise. I had to beat it senseless before pinning it up and even then it wouldn't shut up for days and kept dripping blood on my good carpet!?