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A poor mans feast. I have oft heard it said that you can lead a man to pasta but you cannot make him eat.

Unlike the glorious pastry

I think you have it all backwards. But I wont explain why. I'll just be like that.

By jove man, if this were two hundred years ago I would be calling you out and throwing gloves on the floor!

You're too late plus I'm Canadian so it's double too late, since I already pulled your shirt over your head and fed you three uppercuts.

Are Canadians the ones that eat all the fish?

Just the fishy ones.

Ah, yes. Scaling it back