Yeah, I know those people. Ate all my cereal and left. Didn't even rinse the bowls and I think one shit in the ducts because every time the furnace cuts in you have to open a window. Hired a cat to go down there and investigate but she hasn't returned yet. Been hearing a lot of scratching and complaining so maybe the shit is just baked on or something. Only been a week though so I'll give it more time. I'm not hard to work for. Very patient. "Take your time and do it right the first time."
And yeah I noticed those marks. Pretty sure it's because they made that stupid rule about not eating before swimming. Those people aren't floating out there dude. Starving to death.
Good job they never shat in your cereal as you would never know.
Cats are funny but shrewd, Isuspect you will be hearing from that cat pretty soon. Its what cats do.
You think if you were floating and starving you would eat the sea, hasn't it got plankton in it. If you just drank pints and pints and pints of it surely you could filter out all those good nutrients. Of course you would have to enema-ise the water first to purify the salt out but that's a small price to pay for some shrimp
I actually prefer my seafood salted. And especially if there's no garlic butter available. Gotta have some seasoning. Plus salty things make me thirsty anyway. Seems like one could be fairly efficient out there lost at sea. Like floating along the smorgasbord.
It would be as they call it, a closed loop. Salty goodness, watery goodness, salty goodness. A bit like being an incontinent fluffer on a porn shoot!
Exactly like that!