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It makes a satisfying sound which is hard to describe it also bulges alarmingly as if there are organs in there floating around in a rubber bubble of pain 😀😀

Those aren't organs. Those are its memories.

Does the sound at least resemble a "moo" of sorts or was there too much brain damage?

They could be a hint of mooing, or grunting. It's something almost subsonic. Echoes of what once was 😀😀

That's some solid moo moo lore. I like it. Better than what I had at first after staring and trying to figure things out. Initially I thought it looked like what happens when you shit in the same hole for five years. Then I noticed people calling it "cute" so kept my thoughts inside where they belong.

You know, maybe that's how they started AI by shitting in a hole for five years and seeing what comes out. Would explain a lot.

Let those thoughts spill out! Lest they ferment into something fizzy

Sometimes I think I'm AI, like now. Your response here is like a prompt. Enters my mind, I analyze things, and within seconds I think, "Moo juice."

Why moo juice? I don't know. What is moo juice?

Apparently it once existed but I don't think it's fizzy.

That looks exactly like the hyper chemical nonsense we would guzzle when we were young!

Crikey, maybe you are AI? If so an astonishingly good one! 😀