Don't worry, this social distancing can cause strange things to us.
To make sure I called my shrink yesterday, to ask hime if it is normal that I talk to the walls and plants a lot lately.
He said I'm fine for now but I should call him again when those walls and plants are talking back ...
I'm telling you man, reading this post while looking at my screen through binoculars ... it ain't easy!
Btw, I saw Batman.
Speak up! Can't hear you from all the way over here!
Batman is about the only obvious thing here today. What a strange sentence...
'What a strange sentence...'
Don't worry, this social distancing can cause strange things to us.
To make sure I called my shrink yesterday, to ask hime if it is normal that I talk to the walls and plants a lot lately.
He said I'm fine for now but I should call him again when those walls and plants are talking back ...
I've been staring a lot at the walls lately. One just said, "Do I look like a window?"
That's normal, right?
It's ok man.
Just another wall with a major inferiority complex.
Damn dry wall.
People aren't taking any chances.
Don't worry. I lysol wiped my keys before saying this.
I bleached my eyes before reading.
I snorted vinegar because a meme said it might help.
Memes are the best source of health advice - second only to Gwyneth Paltrow
i thought social distancing was always cool in steem and now hive. i lived in a lie?