Painful back after a bit of light lifting and physical activity. Hard time keeping up with new technology (cryptocurrencies!)... I'm only 42 but I feel old. In fact, I feel older each day! ;)
These are some of the signs and symptoms. How old do you feel? Can you relate to the below mentioned...
- Falling asleep in front of the TV under a blanket
- You change your email to a serious one
- You don't even TRY to be cool anymore
- You have to ask your kid what Bitcoin is
- You need a drink to help motivate you to go out and have a drink
- Happy Hour means taking a nap
- You feel bad in the morning, without having any fun the night before
- Your favorite type of plans are canceled plans
- You're happy when cranberry juice and dried prunes are 2 for 1
- A teenager describes you as middle aged
- The trash goes out more than you do
- You have to scroll down to find your birth year
- You see some hot chicks wearing bikinis and think 'Hope they are wearing sunblock'
- You use the word 'thingy' because it's easier than remembering what the word is
- You have to wear your glasses under the shower to shave
- Car insurance is super cheap now
- You put your pajamas and slippers on at the time you used to go out
- That whole 'responsible thing' is getting in the way of fun
- You tell stories about walking to school
- Your new boss is younger than your youngest kid
- Every day is exactly like the one before it
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!
- You recently uttered the words "Hey you kids, turn down that music!"
- You realize that the Karate Kid is 53
- You often you use the phrase 'It wasn't like that in my day'
- You used to wake up feeling like a million bucks, these days you wake up feeling like a bounced check
- People ask you how it was in 'your day'
- An 'all nighter' means not getting up to pee
- Cake and ice cream give you indigestion
- Your face has finally cleared up
- Your brain used to say 'You probably shouldn't say that', now says 'what the hell, let's see what happens'
Imagine how bad it's going to be 10 years from now! I'm thinking Yoga might not be so bad after all.
When ever I get down about getting old I immediately hit the bottle, or the cat, then open my portfolio and think, every little thing, gonna be alright.
Great list. This is awesome:
Hello! I'm 66. Funny you should mention this.
we are all as old as we feel right ;)
I'm 48 and I have heard for years from my doctor "well, you're at that age when ____ <--- fill in the blank. Yeah, getting old is awful
With a blood type A-K-47 you´ll never have those problems ...
Heck, Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice!
and back ...
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