RE: Attention All: I'm Writing This Post To Tell You All About Why There Will Not Be A Post Today

[onceuponatime]

Everyone knows that " 'Nothing' ventured, 'nothing' gained." It is a famous truth and universally held to be wisdom of the first order.

So if you were to venture some "nothing" (put it at risk in a potentially profitable venture), you would definitely gain some "nothing". So it is absolutely untrue that "nothing" is nothing at all. "Nothing" is definitely something - and not to be sneezed at!

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[nonameslefttouse]

Once the world finds out the true value of nothing, nothing can stop us.

[haikubot]

Once the world finds out
The true value of nothing,
Nothing can stop us.

                 ^{- nonameslefttouse}

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[onceuponatime]

Yes, nothing can stop us. But nothing could also provide us with final victory!

[nonameslefttouse]

Sooner or later, nothing will happen, and then everyone will cheer.

[onceuponatime]

I have nothing to say to that. Let the cheers begin.

[nonameslefttouse]

You would not believe how much fun I'm having with this haiku bot.

[onceuponatime]

Don't hurt yourself! And never fall for a bot. It is always unrequited.

[haikubot]

Sooner or later,
Nothing will happen, and then
Everyone will cheer.

                 ^{- nonameslefttouse}

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