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But does a crocodile smile mean the very same thing???

I'm afraid you will have to find a smiling crocodile and find out for yourself. The jury is still out.

There's a Cayman nearby, I shall investigate, it's close enough!

It would never stand up in court! Citing a cayman as proof of something crocodile? i mean, I know standards have been slipping lately...but really!

I know, that things have come to this!!