Everything will be fine and you will overcome it, you are the supreme leader precisely because of your strength and resistance to pain.
You should have thought about leaving the tree in the garden we could have made a beaver trap out of it and you would have saved yourself some heartache, it's gone now.
Update me on your boss conditions!
If you need to, the anti-reptilian extermination squad will come to you in a heartbeat.
Meanwhile you have Your beautiful lady who knows how to cure you... in vino veritas! So said the Latins.
But above all, wine is a great medicine!