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Thank you, man-of-blank-profile-picture.

Did you just assume my gender?

Many apologizes, they-of-blank-profile-picture.

No problem, thank you for using a neutral pronoun.

You are welcome, Panda.

We aren't on a first name basis, kouhai -3-.

I am so drunk right now that I see other dimensions, your conversation is the formular for time travel. Actually by reading this I went back in time and prevented myself from being born.. wait what?