A simple death threat or two in a public Discord or even on-chain will swiftly send them packing and earn you the adulation and respect of Hivers far and wide. Don't forget the cuss words. I mean, who doesn't love being cussed out?
I dunno why buddy, but for some reason I have the hunch that inadvertently you forgot to mention and you omitted from this 5 infallible steps to success. The fact that having a hilarious "Sense of humor" and plenty of fulminant well thought "Sarcasm" in everything that you let to come out of your head in the chain. At least these two hard to master attributes are vital traits you must possess to actually aspire to LEVEL UP on HIVE In merely 5 Steps. 
Those are the attributes that I couldn't mention!! Those are BOSS LEVEL attributes!!
No one should dream so big! ;OD
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Oh yeah, definitely! The good deeds of those like us with BOSS LEVEL attributes to LEVEL UP on HIVE in a jiffy. Never ever should allow to show publicly in what exactly these kind attributes consist of. ;o)
HAhahaha! Ah yes, like the very best Clark Kent we must keep those attributes under our shirt!
...and always praying that there is a telephone booth nearby so as not to be exposed in the middle of the transformation. LoL
I never got that telephone booth malarkey, if they are anything like they are here then there is no privacy to be had!