Lovin this story BoomDawg! The bants with the odious Bandersnatch, the milky bath filling sexual tension with Penelopem it has got it all 🙂
Bandersnatch chuckled anxiously like a OG Steemian sending 10 SBD to a bidbot.
Ha ha, I'm disliking this office buffoon Bandersnatch more and more each time I read of him.
I have to admit, at the risk of being a wee bit crude, that there was a lady at the office at my old job like Penelope who's mass of curly hair and massive chest would have enticed me even into a Christmas choir!
She was basically like my work flirt-mate. We'd always made jokes to each other about 'what happens at the Christmas party, stays at the Christmas party'... then the project I was working on lost it's lottery funding just before xmas 2016 and I was out of a job. Fckn big lottery cheated me of a fumble behind the photocopy with work wifey. I wouldn't mind but I had just split up with my Girlfriend at the time as well so it was green lights.
It put me right off Christmas... bah humbug 😂
I think this phenelope and the lady at your work have a lot in common!
I am now kicking myself though. I really don't want to sing Christmas carols!
I do like a work flirting it must be said!! :0D
Nothing better than a good ole fashioned work flirt... brings a whole new meaning to the line 'tis the season to be jolly' 😂
Enjoy the caroling dude :)
Lol, it does indeed!
I will try, if I get terribly bored I can just gaze, love-sick puppy styley at the lady! :O)