Ahhh! the stress that modern food prep brings to the 1st world masses!
You forgot the "I have food at the bottom of the freezer that I bought back in 1962 that I forgot about but now don't want" and
"what I want isn't in the kitchen fridge, it's in the freezer out in the garage and I don't want to walk that far to get it." maybe the
"I wouldn't eat this if it's slathered in chocolate and had a gold coin buried in the middle but what if there's an emergency and I can't get to the grocery store? I'd better get 3." on the other hand,
"This is such a crappy grocery store. The produce they have from Zimbabwe isn't fresh!" or
"I can't believe I had to go to 5 different grocery stores to get this exotic spice that is only grown in Iceland and can only be harvested on the 1st new moon of each year. You'd think I was asking the impossible!"
LOL All so funny :D