He's a keeper for sure!
Popcorn - I cannot blame a man for not wanting to pay $5 (and the rest) for a tub of that, as to the whole niece charade, that's just genius. Who needs movies when you've got that kind of quality entertainment going on.
Although the omelette is maybe a stretch too far.
The omelette was definitely a stretch too far. Thankfully I've learned no more dinners before movies to prevent more outrageous foods from going in.