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Hamsters can't dominate the world. It's a well known fact. Google it. Never in the history of the world has a hamster had world domination.
Squirrels are a different story however.
So if you are bent on world domination you may want to consider an upgrade :-)
Your hamster could always serve as say..... finance minister, or under secretary for carrots or something.
I hope that helps. ;-)

While I love your sense of humor, we both strongly disagree :D

Nice. I love it :-)