Just when you thought the pumpkin craze had passed and Christmas decorations had come around full swing, more basic white girl flavored pumpkin spice shtuff shows it's ugly face once more.
You thought that I would be able to fit this much pumpkin into this one post without throwing a Steemit error code?! Nah, y'all wouldn't have been able to handle it. I mean, this is a lot of pumpkin. Many pumpkins were sacrificed to create these posts.
Ready for part 2?
LEGGO!
p.s - If humor offends you, I would turn back now! Quick, go!
Pumpkin spice coffee - for the buzz heads that like to celebrate.
Organic pumpkin toas- Wait...Toaster pastries weren't already organic?!
Pumpkin tortilla chips - For those special vegans that like to say, "No no, it's ok, I can do that, I have a Mexican friend".
Pecan pumpkin instant oatmeal - For the people who have no time to waste on non-instant oatmeal.
Pumpkin spice almond beverage - Rumor has it, @ats-david uses pumpkin spice almond milk in his breakfast. 'Least, that's what I heard that one time in chat.
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Pumpkin rolls - Really? I don't even have a joke for this.
Pumpkin cream-cheese muffins - Topped with seeds that were pried from the flesh of a cage-free pumpkin...Such cruelty, that can't be humane.
Lead free, paraben free, soy/wax blend vanilla pumpkin candles - for the healthy conscious people that may accidentally ingest their candle.
Yeah we get it, "you fell on it"...Whatevs.
Assorted belgian chocolate pumpkins - When that time of month calls for something a bit more festive.
Pumpkin bagels - For those of you who don't like the middle of actual bread, plus they added the benefit of pumpkin.
Pumpkin shaped sugar cookies - Because sugar cookies aren't bland enough.
Pumpkin butter - What the, how does this even happen?! This can't be natural...
Pumpkin spice scone mix - for those lazy Pinteresters who would prefer to use a mix.
Pumpkin bread and muffin mix - Again with the mixes! Such mixes, much pumpkin..
Autumnal harvest creamy pasta sauce - Autumnal harvest = clever marketing...still pumpkin spice.
Pumpkin soup - For the basic white girl who's fighting a cold.
Pumpkin joe-joe's - For the pumpkin lovers with a sweet tooth.
Pumpkin waffles - You heard right, now leggo my...erm, pumpkin!
Pumpkin and roasted pepitas cookies - They're crisp and thin...everything a cookie shouldn't be.
Pumpkin biscotti - To add that special touch to your pumpkin spice latte.
Dark chocolate pumpkin spice salted caramels - For those who like their desserts to have the longest name possible.
Gluten free pumpkin pancake mix - For the basic white girl that opted out of her vaccine and caught gluten.
Organic pumpkin in a can - For the festive doomsday preppers that still want to have thanksgiving once shemitah has passed.
Gluten free pumpkin bread and muffin baking mix - For the lazy, gluten stricken basic white girl.
Pumpkin soup crackers - To go with your pumpkin soup, duh.
Pumpkin cranberry crisps - What do you even do with these?!
PHEW! That's a lot of pumpkin!
Just remember - if you ever feel like giving in, just call it what it is, because:
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Disclaimer: This wasn't aimed at you, TJ, I promise. Don't sue me, bro.
I liked the pumpkin chocolate among all the items.... I find them really cute
I guess they're kinda cute. lol
Haha this post cracked me up! Trader Joe’s is all bout them pumpkins. Did you see their pumpkin ice cream when you where there? Sooo good. I guess I’m part of the problem. 🤷♀️
Haha Yes, I believe I included a picture of it in part 1!
What is Pumpkin Spice Coffee? Is it really coffee?
Right?! How does that work?
Thank you for answers!
C'mon, you didn't actually read this post, did you? Just admit it.
Too. Much.. pumpkin... Aargh!
Especially the pumpkin spice coffee. Blergh
Yeah, I'm out. lol Not a good idea!
Haha great post ! OMG , I had no idea there's that much pumpkin stuff out there wow its insane !! I mean I don't mind pumpkin but seriously its craziness !! LOL! Thanks for sharing , upped and resteemed to share with my foodie followers in my @momskitchen blog !😋😋😋💕✌👍
Thanks so much, @momskitchen! I really appreciate this. :)
your welcome!👍
This is too much! I love pumpkin. But Trader Joe's needs to cool it.
Agreeeeed!
That is just too much pumpkin
Way too much pumpkin.
I recently had a local pumpkin hard cider. It was weird. Apple cider is not supposed to taste like pumpkins and maple syrup.
Hahaha That actually does sound a bit weird. Not a good combo.
This is libel! I'm forwarding this to my team of lawyers and will pursue a civil case...the likes of which have never been seen before!
Although...that does sound tasty...
m0ar pr00f!
Ugh...dammit!
AAHHHHHHHH... TO MUCH PUMPKIN..... I have pumpkin waffles in my freezer at the moment :P
Haha Right?! Waaaay too much pumpkin.
What? No pumpkin hot sauce to go with the pumpkin tortillas chips? What are they thinking?! LOL I'm waiting on someone to make pumpkin jello or pudding mix, I think we will hit some all time lows to see a pumpkin jello salad. Yuck!! I think the only pumpkin anything I like are the pumpkin spice candles.
LOL! You mean like these by the Jellomoldmistress?...gross. That's gotta be the worst.
Loved the part where you mentioned
Good one! ;) Its quite a lot of pumpkins. Pumpkin, Pumpkin everywhere!! Really enjoyed reading the names, especially
Thank you so much for sharing! This is what I needed to read today.
Hey, @firepower! I'm super glad that you enjoyed it! :D Happy to make you laugh.
Hope your day has been awesome!
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